Buck Joe Buck Diaries

Tuesday, November 3, 2009 at 5:08 PM
The following is an excerpt from Joe Buck's personal diary. Many good men were lost, trying to steal the contents of this diary.

November 3, 2009
Dear Diary,

Just because I wasn't on television announcing the World Series today, didn't mean that I had to stop sucking at life. I, Joe Buck have a commitment to being unfunny, and by George, I will live up to that reputation.

Today was a busy day for me. After six straight hours of staring at myself in the bathroom mirror, I was able to find my way to the voting booth.

None of the candidates were worthy of my vote, so yes, I wrote my name in for NY City Mayor, NJ Governor, and for the election determining Emperor of the Universe.

I came home and had Tim McCarver make me two steaks for dinner; one for me, and the other for my forehead. After two large bottles of wine, my forehead and I decided to call it a night.

We snuggled together, watching re-runs of some of my greatest moments on air. Three minutes later, finished, I put the dvd back in its case and fell asleep.

Big day tomorrow, the World Series is back on Fox, and I have an obligation to carry on a legacy of horrific broadcasting.

Fondly,
Joey Buck
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