Press Release from the Buck Joe Buck Foundation

Monday, November 2, 2009 at 8:09 AM
The following is in response to Fox's and MLB's decision to move the right field camera back a few feet.

For Immediate Release
Buck Joe Buck Foundation
November 2, 2009

Following the decision to move the Fox camera (which resides in right field) back a few feet,
the management team at the Buck Joe Buck Foundation is offering to lend its support in moving another object in Citizen's Bank Park.

Joe Buck.

We're proposing to move Joe Buck back from the announcer's booth about 500 yards, in efforts to decrease the potential of Buck commentating on the outcome of the game.

Buck would sit on the opposite side of Patterson Avenue, in Parking Lot "K".

By moving Buck, we're eliminating the possibility of hearing another drone induced broadcast of the 2009 World Series game.

Possible substitutions for Buck include a squirrel, the homeless guy outside of McFadden's, two trash cans, or Dick Clark.

Tim McCarver can stay in the booth, because we're willing to bet his intelligence returns after the Buck Serum wears off.
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